Whenever I'm driving down the road and I see a shoe I always briefly wonder how it got there. Someone was playing a joke and threw it out the window? A kid accidentally left it on top? For days there was a shoe on Layton Parkway that I passed each day on the way to the gym. Then it was gone. And now there's a bigger mystery. Where did it go? Does somebody have the job of picking up lone shoes from out of the middle of the street? If they do will they please come and take this sock that has been hanging in our front tree and put it with the shoe collection? It is too high for me to reach it and heaven knows I'm too lazy to go to the trouble of getting a ladder and trying to get it down that way. So hopefully it disintegrates soon.
Now she's Nine Months
6 months ago